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Pick the month you were born:
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> January---------I kicked
> February-------I loved
> March----------I karate chopped
> April-----------I licked
> May------------I jumped on
> June------------I smelled
> July------------I did the Macarena with
> August---------I had lunch with
> September-----I danced with
> October--------I sang to
> November------I yelled at
> December------I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

> 1--------a birdbath
> 2--------a monster
> 3--------a phone
> 4--------a fork
> 5--------a snowman
> 6--------a gangster
> 7--------my cell phone
> 8--------my dog
> 9--------my best friends' boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbor
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuff ed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19-------a smurf
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------Chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25---- ---a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an ipod
> 29-------a surfer
> 30-------a llama
> 31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

> White--------because I'm cool like that.
> Black---------because that's how I roll.
> Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
> Red----------because the voices told me to.
> Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
> Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
> Yellow--------be cause someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
> Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
> Brown--------because I can.
> Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
> None----------because I can't control myself

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I karate chopped your mom because I think I need serious help.

I karate chopped your mom cause I'm cool like that.

Same answer but I'm posting my moms and dads:

Mom: I ran over a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Dad: I had lunch with a birdbath cause I can't control myself

I karate chopped your mom because I think I need serious help.

Need to stop wearing green.

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Indeed Shrukan *whispers I think shrukan is irish XD*

Nah. I'm actually French/English and born on March 17th.

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Those are letters.....

Actually lol means "Laughing out loud". duh. that means Steelia said three words.

I karate chopped your mom because I think I need serious help.