Random Ramblings

lol Ironic Apples but hey Hector what about Lesson 2 in Romanian?

*whispers* Shhhh...do not expose our secret business! Heh, we must...walk slowly and continue..

SO umm well I like nice juicy watermelons myself, prefer em roasted and nice with beans, yum *pukes*

Oh okay ^o^

NEVER WE WILL DANCE!!!!

Quote

God:I set before thee a new commandment...Thou shalt do the dance.

Moses: But...father...do I have to? I mean you've given me the 10 Commandments written on heavy tablets, do I have to carry another one? *is aching*
*chucks heavy tablet with 11th Commandment on it at Moses stomach*
Moses: Oww! Father that was...hey wait I feel terrific and I always thought I had a wound there cause of the last drink's party, thank you father!
God: Shut upeth and spread thy word, I WANT EVERYBODY DOING THE LIMBO BY 2007 A.D
Moses: But...
God: No "buts", drop thee tablets and showeth an example to thy bretheren
Moses: Do I have to? Were at the top of a friggin mountain!
God: THOU SHALT NOT DEFY THY GOD! Thou wilt NOW!
Moses: *sighs, does limbo*
God: YE! Thats it! Now, begone!
Moses: JESUS CHIRST!
*Jesus appears*
Jesus: Someone call me?
Moses: *blinks* Ummm

To be continued

Quote from Prince_Zora

God:I set before thee a new commandment...Thou shalt do the dance.

Best part of Evan Almighty IMO

LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!!

GASP O_o Spiff I thought we were friends :'( lol j/k ^o^

And my Mother clotheslined your Mother and then gave her a Suplex off the roof of the Empire State Building.