Funniest crap you did in your life

Flinging mud balls at my neighbor's house
Slid into a thorn bush on a sled
tricked my brother into thinking a certain tree grew silver leaves by spray painting one.(he tried to sell a leaf)

One night I was half asleep and I wanted to be more comfortable so a turned around and my head slamed into the wall. XD That hurt!

Zapped myself on purpose. o_O

Tripped over my own feet while walking slowly. XD

I love to fall down like someone just shot me. :p

I crapped while SWAT therw laughing gas into the restroom
I poked an electric fence
Went skydiving
Tripped

This is funny stuff, lol. I can't wait for the next one.

It was raining, and I was running; couldn't stop, slammed into soda machine.

Then my friends and I were at a camp for school, and we picked up some brooms and pretended to play Quidditch. XD One of my friends ran around yelling, "I'm the Snitch! I'm the Snitch!" And we used plumbers as bludger bats. We ended up just tackling each other onto the mattresses we put on the ground.
Aaand we caught it all on tape. :]

Hmm... Funniest things, eh?

-Copying one of my older friends and acting like an ***.
-Never listening to my teachers.
-Procrastinating with my homework, and other such things.
-Pretending to be someone I'm not.
-Thinking I had an alternate personality.
-Doing things my ex did (such as "accidentally" running into things without noticing them).
-Keeping myself in denial that my relationship with my ex would last.
-Listening to my friends and doing stupid ... that they did.
-Acting immature when I was craving attention.
-Thinking being depressed was a good thing.
-Learning too much from my dad... which isn't always the best thing.
-Daydreaming about how I want to be a hero someday. One of those instances deals with a bus...
-Daydreaming too much in general.
-Thinking some serious situations were funny.
-Being fooled too easily.
-Typing up this list.

XD You are strange. XD JK.

Had a race on sleds during a blizzard down my street at 1 am

theres no hill and the street is usually a busy one, but it was covered in snow

it was really fun

Oh, stuff that happened today:
Played with blowtorch
Burn a soda can which exploded
Had fun with dry ice waterbottles and water
Almost blew my hand off.

Not bad for today. Not bad at all.

when i figured out what a helmet did, i put it on and ran into a wall (i was 4)
ate grass

Walk onto a playground with a long black coat and corpsepaint, along with some others in same attire. All rhe children were gone within the minute, in pure silence they left. That playground is now deemed.. Haunted.. Muhahahaha :D

Oh boy, stupid stuff I did today:

Dropped a smoke bomb an my house (it was an accident)
Climbed onto my roof and fell. Twice...
Played with coper and fire (it turns the fire green) and accfedently set my shirt on fire.
Ate a jar of baby food.

Yay. I didn't do too much damage.

Green fire? COOL! =D
Oh man, a smoke bomb? XD HAHA! Man...

oh boy i was stupid yesterday. i cut my hand open on accident yesterday with scissors and had to get stitches. its hard to live with one hand... O_o

This is some seriously funny stuff guys.