Make a wish and have it corrupted!!!

Granted, But he is a pervert
Blast: Granted, but you explode for waiting too long
I wish I had a sandwich XD

Granted; The sandwich eats you

I wish I was a master of the GIMP ninja arts

omg....you new what i was thinking..........AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(off topic)

EDITEDITEDIT

Ignore this again. You guys are too fast.

Granted, Your comp explodes

I wish I had more wishes

you blow up do to an annoying pointless wish

You're supposed to make a wish Blast :/

I wish I had a car license.

Granted; you get ticketed for the next 50 years.

I wish I was ruler of the world! =D

granted, you get so much money that you get really bad paper cuts and die

i wish, i wish i was a fish XD

You then get 3473N by a shark

I wish for nothing!

You then get something.

I wish I lived somewhere else.

Granted, you're moved to prison.

I wish my laptop didn't lag.

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I had a private jet.

granted, it crash lands with you in it

i wish i had some granola

Granted, but the plane crashed into you.

I wish that I had a book.

Granted, but it's the manual of Superman 64.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted, but you also stop :D

I wish I wasn't bored

Granted; you explode (all my posts usuall involve explosions)

I wish I didn't have to go to school.