I need to work on on embiggening my dick.
That resolution sounds pretty cool Sardonic (wow I herpderped for a moment) :^o^: Do you have a link for your channel anywhere on the forum?
And LS... dream big buddy 
Shoot for the stars haha.
My New Years Resolutions tend to look like this:
Study
Exercise
Draw
Write
And I usually do all of them in varying amounts. This last year I exercised more than anything. I ran every day on the treadmill for a solid six months, did three months of a hardcore 1 hour work out every other day and had to quit because winter was coming and I get sick really easily when it's cold, so I spend more of my energy just fighting off sicknesses instead.
I think this year I'll spice it up, though. At least one of my resolutions is going to be to make tabletop RPG assets, such as creature models, dungeon tiles, maps, etc. that I can (hopefully) sell rather cheaply just to make a small bit of cash on the side. I'd also like to get more into drawing fantasy creatures and, as odd as this sounds, old people. I think drawing old people is one of the hardest things ever.
I have to think about the other resolutions... Probably exercising again, but sticking to a stricter routine. More yoga maybe? Yoga is amazesauce.
In seriousness I just don't really like New Years that much. And New Years resolutions in particular bum me out. It's just a game that I don't play.
f'real though, I do have a small dick.
My only desire is to not be lame.
Nah to be honest I really don't think much about this. I want to get more invested in my local competitive scene and I want to fix up some habits but they're not new year resolutions.
Getting a PS4 is my resolution.
That resolution sounds pretty cool Sardonic (wow I herpderped for a moment) :^o^: Do you have a link for your channel anywhere on the forum?
Yoga is amazesauce.
Thanks :D Here's a link to the gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzj8Vv_oSdXTlW5aF_089XQ
Also I agree with the yoga thing, although yoga itself isn't for me, but I want to try some sort of meditation or mantra thingo to focus on the moment yeah... Always feel weird meditating though.
Removing stress and unhappiness from my life is a big part of this year.
I like to try to define each new year in a word according to my gut feeling and what i am looking to get out of it.
2015 meant change for me. I was going to change my job position, change where I lived, change my hosting company... it actually made me spin more than expected. I feel I have learned from it and grown up somewhat by being thrown out of my zone of comfort.
2016 is my "do it". Paintings, projects and other things I am interested on. So more than new resolutions I want to keep carrying the ones I've been keeping with me.
I also have some resolutions regarding Zelda Cavern and La Leyenda de Hyrule, I want to work more constantly on the websites content and translations. To use the Social network tools for the webs. I won't bore you with my exact mini-goals.
As for the advice no one asked for: I recommend to make daily/weekly mini-goals and set the bar really low for the minimal quota. If you want to exercise. Set to 5 minutes a day or something minimun. The hardest part with resolution is sometimes just starting, so having a ridiculous small quota makes us go for it. That is just the hook. Even if you don't feel like doing more than the minimal quota those 5 minutes a day every day pile up better than 2 hours every 4 months, so don't underestimate them. 
I wish you all the best to be able to carry out the resolutions! :D
To work more on my website and fan game related projects, and to get more involved in politics. Basically, stuff I keep putting off or taking too slowly.
